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Hawaiian Necktie “Hula Girl”- Red

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Hawaiian Necktie “Hula Girl”- Red

My daddy use to say, “You ain’t no man unless you got yourself a good Hawaiian necktie.” ~ Zippy Moondog

About The Hawaiian Necktie

*Warning – These Hawaiian neckties are not for the faint of heart nor are they for the everyday Joe. These ties are only for the adventurous, the daring, the exceptional. Hawaiian Neckties, the mere words can evoke feelings of defiance, excitement, fun & raw unadulterated pleasure in the hearts of men, and confusion in the minds of women. The Hawaiian necktie laughs in the face of corporate America and screams loudly and proudly to the world, “I’m a real Man, and I don’t play by your stupid rules!”

Although the origins of the Hawaiian print necktie remain a mystery to this day, there is no doubt at all that it exists. For centuries now scholars, deep thinkers and artists have pondered the Hawaiian print necktie and the affect it has had on mankind, the planet & of course… the universe. What is the truth about Hawaiian Neckties? Unfortunately we may never know the answer to that, but what we do know is that Hawaiian neckties are a powerful and perhaps the most powerful kind of necktie in the world. Plato said, “When the necktie of a society changes, the whole society will change.” Aristotle, a contemporary of Plato’s said, “Hawaiian necktie? Yeah, I would totally wear one.” John Lennon said, “Give Hawaiian Neckties A Chance – Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah. Hey, Hey, Hey, Necktie.”

The choice is your, I can only show you the door. You’ll have to go through it on your own. Are you ready for a Hawaiian necktie?

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